Toone Rechargeable Silicone Vibrator with Flexible Ears [Sex Toy Review]

The Toone Rechargeable Silicone Vibrator with Flexible Ears by Screaming O is a pretty affordable, cute looking vibrator, on first glance. If you dig deeper, there’s plenty to uncover. 

Grab a tipple of your choice, and let’s dive in!

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Blush Novelties Avant Pride P1 [Sex Toy Review]

I’m delighted that Blush have come up with a line of affordable, body safe, and unapologetically queer sex toys. To see the various colours in a sex toy is not only different, but vey much welcomed. Now, if they could just include a bisexual coloured flag  dildo that would be even better. Bonus: each Avant Pride toy in the collection is under $30!

The Avant Pride P1 is a gorgeous dildo. There’s no ifs, and or butts about it.

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Honour: 10 Stocking Fillers Under £10

Honour is a site primarily dedicated to fetish wear (latex, PVC, lingerie, and wet look), shoes, bondage and fetish gear. They also have a selection of sex toys, mostly unbranded.  Unfortunately, a lot of the listings don’t contain vital information – such as the ingredients in various massage oils, or toy cleaners, or lubes. So, this 10 stocking fillers under £10 will take on a fetish angle, and I can’t in good conscious recommend items without plenty of details.

If you’re looking to buy your partner fetish items, please have a discussion with them about fetish first. Whilst blindfolds may have become more commonplace, riding crops, floggers, paddles, and ball gags are another world entirely. What sounds sexy online, might not be so in person.

This is part three of my 10 stocking fillers under £10. Check out the other two parts on Lovehoney, and Ann Summers.

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Blush Novelties Exposed Nocturnal Lipstick Bullet Vibrator [Sex Toy Review]

I have a confession to make. I, a sex blogger, have never really been a fan of the We-Vibe Tango. 

*crowd gasps*

I know, I know. I will be pleading my case shortly in a review of the Tango, but until then let me tide you over with a review of the Blush Novelties Exposed Nocturnal Lipstick Bullet Vibrator, which at first glance is a cheaper, and better dupe for the Tango. 

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Lovehoney: 10 Stocking Fillers Under £10

… I couldn’t resist posting this early. Here is the second part of 10 Stocking Fillers Under £10, this time for Lovehoney! If you missed the first one it was for Ann Summers, and over the next few weeks you’ll see more of these pop up for Amazon, Bondara, Honour, and more.

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Ann Summers: 10 Stocking Fillers Under £10

It’s never too early to get ahead when it comes to Christmas preparations! I’d also say that November isn’t too early to start playing Christmas songs, but the Gent disagrees. I’m banned until the 2nd of December.

To stoke my budding Christmas excitement, I shall be posting a new gift guide, the first batch being stocking fillers under £10. I am also working on a Christmas gift guide for those with disabilities, chemical sensitives, and allergies. So, keep an eye out, and come back to often!

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What’s in a name?

I have made over 1000+ clips. I will (hopefully) go on to make over 1000+ more. After the first 100 naming them gets harder. The names become less creative, and more SEO driven. Partially because coming up with creative names doesn’t sell as well as ‘big tits JOI’, and partially because SEO is everything nowadays. 

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Sweet Dreams, and Vagina Schemes

There are times when I’m horny, and then there are times where I’m horny. 

This week, all week long, I’ve been horny. I’ve been that horny I’ve had four blissful orgasms in my sleep, and many more whilst awake. And yet, I still want more. 

I’m at the point where I want to jump the Gent (not literally, that would end in an A&E trip) multiple times a day, the desire is in some ways painful.  

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October Nominations 2018!

Somehow the previous version of this post vanished into thing air – I have a feeling it has something to do with my host changing servers (yay), so this is a mesh of what I remember the post to be, and a bit of new info.

It’s that time of year again! For some reason October is the month of blog nominations, and this year there seem to be quite a few. If you like this blog filled with my musings enough to give it a nomination, here’s how.

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Laundry Day | Flash Erotica #1

“Coming upstairs? There’s laundry to put away.”

Sometimes, it’s not even sexy. Or at least it doesn’t seem that way to start. Sometimes, it’s casual. It starts with a grope here, or a remark there.

“Give me a few minutes. I need to finish this paragraph whilst my brain is working.”

I know why you’re going upstairs, and it’s definitely not to put laundry away – it’s to prepare. Even though the laundry desperately needs to be put away, even though the laundry is all over the floor, and the bed. You’ve gone upstairs with your own agenda.

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