The Rocks Off Atomic Streamlined Elegance Vibrator is a new design of sex toy.. I love the colouring, and the fade from silver to blue (but that’s no surprise). Rocks Off have really hit it out of the park with the colours for some of their vibrators.
But, how does it fare in use?
Within the realm of BDSM, I prefer to take on the dominant role both professionally, and personally. I love the power that comes from being the one in control. In my personal life out of the bedroom, I also prefer to be in control as much as possible as a lot of my life is out of my control.
I gave her 5 minutes. 5 minutes to pick out a toy she liked, any toy, but she had to pick one that I’d be happy with. She knew the consequences of picking poorly.
The Rocks Off Joycicles Shimmer Vibrator is so pretty, part of me wants to turn it into a decoration to hang on the Christmas tree this year.
Picture: Rocks Off
To be honest, I thought this toy arrived broken. This is why I’m only just getting round to review it now, I tried to get it to work for some time, then gave up. When rounding up all my toys I fiddled around a bit more, and voila, a working vibrator! For once, I fixed something instead of breaking it, it’s a near Christmas miracle.
(Before anyone mentions it, it wasn’t because there was a piece of cardboard on top of the battery.)
Up until last year, I was not a fan of receiving oral sex. I was (and still am) a huge fan of giving oral sex, but not receiving it. Why? People either had a habit of making me feel bad for the look of my vulva (unsurprisingly, that was Douche), or they were just really really bad at it, and I came away with bruises – noses are dangerous weapons! There’s also the fact that I can get uncomfortable really quickly during oral due to one body part or another playing up. Basically, oral sex was always way more stressful than relaxing.
However, this year, I’ve gained a new appreciation for oral sex, in part due to necessity. There were been many times where the combination of vibrations, and some penis in vagina action were not enough for my clit, but there was only so much we could do. My body was limited to certain actins, particularly post hospital as I had no strength, or stamina. I was determined to figure out how oral sex works best for me, and this time I wasn’t just settling for what was happening. I was bossy, slightly demanding, and for once I gave myself permission to let go.
Figuring out oral sex will be different for everyone, but here’s how I finally figured it out for me!
The Toone Rechargeable Silicone Vibrator with Flexible Ears by Screaming O is a pretty affordable, cute looking vibrator, on first glance. If you dig deeper, there’s plenty to uncover.
Grab a tipple of your choice, and let’s dive in!
I’m delighted that Blush have come up with a line of affordable, body safe, and unapologetically queer sex toys. To see the various colours in a sex toy is not only different, but vey much welcomed. Now, if they could just include a bisexual coloured flag dildo that would be even better. Bonus: each Avant Pride toy in the collection is under $30!
The Avant Pride P1 is a gorgeous dildo. There’s no ifs, and or butts about it.
Honour is a site primarily dedicated to fetish wear (latex, PVC, lingerie, and wet look), shoes, bondage and fetish gear. They also have a selection of sex toys, mostly unbranded. Unfortunately, a lot of the listings don’t contain vital information – such as the ingredients in various massage oils, or toy cleaners, or lubes. So, this 10 stocking fillers under £10 will take on a fetish angle, and I can’t in good conscious recommend items without plenty of details.
If you’re looking to buy your partner fetish items, please have a discussion with them about fetish first. Whilst blindfolds may have become more commonplace, riding crops, floggers, paddles, and ball gags are another world entirely. What sounds sexy online, might not be so in person.
This is part three of my 10 stocking fillers under £10. Check out the other two parts on Lovehoney, and Ann Summers.
I have a confession to make. I, a sex blogger, have never really been a fan of the We-Vibe Tango.
I know, I know. I will be pleading my case shortly in a review of the Tango, but until then let me tide you over with a review of the Blush Novelties Exposed Nocturnal Lipstick Bullet Vibrator, which at first glance is a cheaper, and better dupe for the Tango.
… I couldn’t resist posting this early. Here is the second part of 10 Stocking Fillers Under £10, this time for Lovehoney! If you missed the first one it was for Ann Summers, and over the next few weeks you’ll see more of these pop up for Amazon, Bondara, Honour, and more.