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That One Fantasy

That One Fantasy There’s always that one fantasy – my go to, that gets me off. Sure, there are other fantasies in my brain, and variations of those fantasies that I drift to from time to time. But for the most part I know that my old dependable fantasy will get me off. I know how to stretch it out with ‘filler details’ – if you will, fluff that my brain can latch onto as I’m warming myself up. I also know how to shorten it down so all the pertinent details whizz through my head, whilst I bang one out. It’s an…

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My Medical History! (A Little Background Info)

Hi, I’m Eve. Today we’re going to cover some of my very complicated medical histories. Let’s talk about that, shall we?

You might want to grab yourself a cup of tea to begin with, or beverage or an alcoholic drink depending on your outlook in life. We’ll going to talk about medical conditions today. Mine in particular. Now, this isn’t really to do with sexuality and disability, but it does pertain to them in their own way. I like to discuss my disability in regards to sexuality – disability and sexuality, accessible sex toys, accessible lingerie, and you have got to know that I have a basis for what I’m talking about.

We’re going to cover my medical conditions. They are vast. There are a lot of them and every single paramedic I meet, and clinician, doctor, nurse wherever I hand them my cheatsheet they’re like, “that’s a lot.”

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Moving House to Improve My Sex Life! [Video Transcript]

In approximately less than a month, I will be in a new place which is absolutely terrifying – bone-chillingly terrifying. But, exciting, very exciting. There’s a lot to do in terms of buying and packing everything else, but absolutely terrifying. However, the thing I am most excited about is that my sex life is going to improve. I know this, I know this without a single doubt in my mind because my house isn’t accessible. So, everything is an improvement.

It’s also interesting … I’m going to go with interesting. The house I’m in now is an old house. It’s a house that has a lot of windows that I hate that are not double glazed. (So many ladybugs in the bedroom right now, it’s very weird – They’re perving on us during sex) It’s very drafty, and very steep stairs, completely inaccessible and just a money pit. Thankfully, we’re just renting, so it’s not our fault if anything breaks.

The house we’re in now has no space for spontaneous sex. The previous place I was in, a lot of spontaneous sex happened in places where it really shouldn’t have happened, like the bathtub. The edge of the bathtub which then ended up being on the floor in the bathroom which then, by mutual agreement, the Gent and I just decided that it was working, shall we go to the bedroom. Surprisingly, it worked a lot better there.

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Bondara: 10 Stocking Fillers Under £10

… I’ve just found a bunch of stocking stuffers for the Gent!

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I told my physiotherapist I wanted to have sex. [Video Transcript]

Hi. I’m Eve, and I told my physiotherapist that I wanted to have physiotherapy to improve my sex life.

So, it’s slightly click bait, but I did have physiotherapy this week. I’ve had two sessions now, with an NHS physiotherapist. I had a few with a prior physiotherapist, but they were odd and too intrusive, and very judgy. You find when you’re chronically ill, and you start going to places to “get better” people become their own authority over you.

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Masturbation Monday | A Birthday Treat

It’s not often, but occasionally I get to watch. Most of the time when we fuck both of our hands roam, or he touches me, or I touch myself, so watching him take his cock in hand is a rare treat. Then again, you’re supposed to get treats on your birthday.

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Breaking Down BDSM, Part 1

Let’s clear something up, BDSM and fetish aren’t as scary as some people think. The media loves to sensationalise everything nowadays, and unfortunately BDSM isn’t exempt from that. 

I’m going to break down BDSM, and simplify it so you can see that it’s pretty straightforward. For context, I have been practicing BDSM for quite some time – nearly 7 years now, and I also used to practice it professionally. I identify as a dominate sadistic female, and very occasionally switch with my partner in permits of hedonistic pleasures. 

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Elust 112 | Sex Bloggers are Awesome

The only place where the smartest and hottest sex bloggers are featured under one roof every month. Whether you’re looking for sex journalism, erotic writing, relationship advice or kinky discussions it’ll be here at Elust. Want to be included in Elust #113? Start with the rules, come back December 1st to submit something and subscribe to the RSS feed for updates!

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Friday Flash – Letters to My Slut

Another day, another email.

“My dearest slut,

Today you will wear your medium metal plug as you go about your daily activities. You may only remove it once to reapply lube it, so make sure prepare well. You will also wear your silicone chastity cage. Leave they key at home. 

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Turning 25 & The UK Blog Awards 2019!

Turning 25 & The UK Blog Awards 2019! Holy smokes, it’s official! I’m now 25, and ready fo my quarter life crisis. I jest, hopefully. I just wanted to take a moment to thank everyone that reads this blog. The traffic on has more than doubled from last year, and I can’t say thank you enough for reading my musings. It’s been such a tough year, and I know I’m not the most consistent poster (thought I’m going for a post a day at the moment), but posting has become a much needed outlet, and reminder that I’m not such…

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