Rocks Off Atomic Streamlined Elegance Vibrator [Sex Toy Review]

The Rocks Off Atomic Streamlined Elegance Vibrator is a new design of sex toy.. I love the colouring, and the fade from silver to blue (but that’s no surprise). Rocks Off have really hit it out of the park with the colours for some of their vibrators.

But, how does it fare in use?

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Rocks Off Joycicles Shimmer Vibrator [Sex Toy Review]

The Rocks Off Joycicles Shimmer Vibrator is so pretty, part of me wants to turn it into a decoration to hang on the Christmas tree this year.

Picture: Rocks Off
To be honest, I thought this toy arrived broken. This is why I’m only just getting round to review it now, I tried to get it to work for some time, then gave up. When rounding up all my toys I fiddled around a bit more, and voila, a working vibrator! For once, I fixed something instead of breaking it, it’s a near Christmas miracle.

(Before anyone mentions it, it wasn’t because there was a piece of cardboard on top of the battery.)

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Toone Rechargeable Silicone Vibrator with Flexible Ears [Sex Toy Review]

The Toone Rechargeable Silicone Vibrator with Flexible Ears by Screaming O is a pretty affordable, cute looking vibrator, on first glance. If you dig deeper, there’s plenty to uncover. 

Grab a tipple of your choice, and let’s dive in!

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Blush Novelties Avant Pride P1 [Sex Toy Review]

I’m delighted that Blush have come up with a line of affordable, body safe, and unapologetically queer sex toys. To see the various colours in a sex toy is not only different, but vey much welcomed. Now, if they could just include a bisexual coloured flag  dildo that would be even better. Bonus: each Avant Pride toy in the collection is under $30!

The Avant Pride P1 is a gorgeous dildo. There’s no ifs, and or butts about it.

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Minx Discretion Waterproof Mini Black Vibrator [Toy Review]

The toy isn’t something I’d normally go for. Nowadays, I’m more of a bigger toy type a gal with all the bells and whistles, but I was pleasantly surprised by the Minx Discretion Waterproof Mini Black Vibrator. One thing I really like is the design. I like that it’s not a straight up and down, and that there’s a dip in the bullet. This gives a nice change when rubbing it over yourself. 

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Lovehoney Tease Me Bondage Tape [Sex Toy Review]

Lovehoney Tease Me Bondage Tape The Lovehoney Tease Me Bondage Tape, designed to stick to itself and stay stuck, is a welcomed addition to my kit. Believe it or not, I don’t always want to truss someone up in rope. The Basics Price: £5 Materials: PVC (Contains Latex) Shop: Purchase here. Lovehoney Tease Me Bondage Tape is made of PVC, and costs £5 for 20m. I first took the plunge and brought bondage tape a few years ago, thinking that for £5 you can’t really go wrong. Also, it’s shiny, and I like to shiny things. The tape arrived in discreet packaging – a LoveHoney…

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Rocks Off Ruby Glow [Sex Toy Review]

Sex Toy Review | Rocks Off Ruby Glow  The Rocks Off Ruby Glow was conceptualised by erotic writer Tabitha Rayne, and collaborated with Rocks Off. I met Tabitha at Eroticon this year, and she’s a lovely lady. As you’ll see, this didn’t impact my review.  The Basics  Cost: £39.99 Materials: Body safe silicone Size:  L: 7inch W: 2.5inch  H: 2.25 inch   Weight: 183g   Recommended Lube:  Water Based Waterproof: No Batteries: AAA Modes: 10 different functions. First Use Notes Take it away past Eve!  Note: this was before I got burning/pain in my feet, and legs, so I could…

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Honour Leopard Lace Halter Dress [Lingerie Review]

Honour Leopard Lace Halter Dress aka my first lingerie review! A bold print, soft lace trimming, and a stereotypical triangle and two bits of cotton thong, what could go wrong? Before we start, I received this item to review late April to review from Honour, and this is a queued review so I wrote it a few weeks back. It seems that during this time the item has become unavailable at Honour, which has left me in a bit of a conundrum. They did very kindly send this Honour Leopard Lace Halter Dress to review when I enquired about reviewing lingerie…

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Tantus Goddess Handle [Sex Toy Review]

Tantus Goddess Handle  It was a surprise to receive the Tantus Goddess Handle in the post, because I had no indication I would receive a toy to review. Nevertheless, one sunny weekend a few weeks ago a very large package came into my life, and no it wasn’t the Gent coming home from work, that would be an extra large package.  What struck me upon opening the package, after It’s opened the Gent’s, was the sheer amount of waste. Whereas some parcels I receive are packed full to the brim, there was such an excess of space in the box.…

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Hot Octopuss ATOM Plus Cock Ring [Sex Toy Review]

Toy Review | Hot Octopuss ATOM PLUS Cock Ring  We huffed, and we puffed, and we pulled some hairs out.  Let’s dive right in. Guys, you do not know how many times I’ve had to apologise to the Gent about this toy. I’ve lost count, I’ve even apologised to his cock. It’s that serious. I love his cock, and I don’t want any harm to come to it, but I also like reviewing sex toys. I’ve been put into a bit of a predicament over the Hot Octopuss ATOM PLUS Cock Ring. First off, let me tell you that I…

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