My Fetlife Inbox, Part 3 One day I will finish going through my inbox and rounding up all the messages I receive, but that day might be when I’m old and grey. This is Part 3 of the series My FetLife Inbox. If you’re unsure of the best way to read these posts, or what these posts are all about read part 1 here, and 2 here. 1. I don’t quite know how to respond to that? Also, why do people insist on doubling up letters where it’s unnecessary. I’m not going to even comment on the ‘your’, let’s not…

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I am an pretty darn good Dominatrix.  It doesn’t matter whether I’m playing for fun with play partners, paid professional work in a real time scenario, or online sessions with clients – I’m good. I also happen to be disabled. Now, this doesn’t detract from my abilities, my kink, nor the way I conduct my sessions – whether they’re online or in person. However, it does seem to impact my clients. So, let’s have a conversation.  From time to time I’ve had clients hold off on messaging me, requesting custom content, asking for sessions, or tributing because they know I’m going through…

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My Fetlife Inbox, Part 2 It’s a new year, this means men everywhere (and some women, though I get more messages from men) have decided to fulfill their New Year’s Resolution of being stupid on the internet. Don’t believe? Or want to see for yourself? Here’s the evidence … Confused? Read FetLife Top Ten Part 1. As always, this post is best read whilst listening to Aria Da Capo. 1. This little gem was the inspiration for Part 2, I was on the phone when I received it, and then couldn’t stop laughing. The thing that made me laugh the most was ‘into’…

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My FetLife Inbox, Part 1 FetLife, the Facebook of kinksters. Over the years I’ve received a number of eloquent, well structured, and positively delightful messages from members of FetLife. (Note: that last sentence was full of sarcasm.) I’ve even taken to reading them out online when I stream, set to the tune of Aria Da Capo. However, sometimes reading them out doesn’t convey the emotion behind the text. Sometimes, you just need to see the text. So, without further ado, here we go! In no particular order, here are some of the best worst FetLife messages I’ve ever received. 1. I’m going to start…

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