What’s in a name?

I have made over 1000+ clips. I will (hopefully) go on to make over 1000+ more. After the first 100 naming them gets harder. The names become less creative, and more SEO driven. Partially because coming up with creative names doesn’t sell as well as ‘big tits JOI’, and partially because SEO is everything nowadays. 

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Sweet Dreams, and Vagina Schemes

There are times when I’m horny, and then there are times where I’m horny. 

This week, all week long, I’ve been horny. I’ve been that horny I’ve had four blissful orgasms in my sleep, and many more whilst awake. And yet, I still want more. 

I’m at the point where I want to jump the Gent (not literally, that would end in an A&E trip) multiple times a day, the desire is in some ways painful.  

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October Nominations 2018!

Somehow the previous version of this post vanished into thing air – I have a feeling it has something to do with my host changing servers (yay), so this is a mesh of what I remember the post to be, and a bit of new info.

It’s that time of year again! For some reason October is the month of blog nominations, and this year there seem to be quite a few. If you like this blog filled with my musings enough to give it a nomination, here’s how.

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Laundry Day | Flash Erotica #1

“Coming upstairs? There’s laundry to put away.”

Sometimes, it’s not even sexy. Or at least it doesn’t seem that way to start. Sometimes, it’s casual. It starts with a grope here, or a remark there.

“Give me a few minutes. I need to finish this paragraph whilst my brain is working.”

I know why you’re going upstairs, and it’s definitely not to put laundry away – it’s to prepare. Even though the laundry desperately needs to be put away, even though the laundry is all over the floor, and the bed. You’ve gone upstairs with your own agenda.

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Harry Potter cured a phobia my abuser gave me

Trigger warning: this post is heavy, deals with sexual abuse, mentions of child abuse, and themes of horror – especially the Saw franchise. No horror pictures or links are included.

October is Halloween season, which means horror movies. Lots, and lots of horror movies. Old, new, and revamps of old ‘favourites’, like the Saw franchise. 

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Minx Discretion Waterproof Mini Black Vibrator [Toy Review]

The toy isn’t something I’d normally go for. Nowadays, I’m more of a bigger toy type a gal with all the bells and whistles, but I was pleasantly surprised by the Minx Discretion Waterproof Mini Black Vibrator. One thing I really like is the design. I like that it’s not a straight up and down, and that there’s a dip in the bullet. This gives a nice change when rubbing it over yourself. 

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Hearing loss in the bedroom

Something you may or may not know – I have hearing loss.

As always with me, no one is sure why, and I’m still getting it investigated. I first noticed it late last year when everything else kicked off, and it seems to be accompanied by tinnitus, fluctuating sound independent of the hearing loss, vertigo and balance issues. Whilst I don’t have a good gage of whether or not the hearing loss has gotten worse, it’s far enough from my ‘norm’ that to effects me daily. Whilst it’s predominantly my lower tones, a lot of things can make it even worse like ambient noise, muffled voices, low voices, multiple people talking at once, and conversely high pitched tones. If there’s live music I have to wear ear plugs, and if I’m not expecting the word you’re about to say, there’s no chance I’m going to understand you. So this is my way of saying if I ever ignore you, I’m sorry!

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