Masturbation Monday | Fuck Me Out of My Funk

Fuck Me Out of My Funk This is my first ever post for Masturbation Monday, and it’s the first erotica post I’ve published on this site. I’m only a tiny bit nervous … go easy on me in the comments! __ Sometimes you know what’s caused it. Sometimes you come home, and find me watching horror movies. The only time I watch horror is when my brain shuts down; when I don’t want to do anything but sit, and feel numb. You see that look upon my face, so you sit by me, and whisper dirty words into my ear.…

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How to be a Good Consumer of Porn

How to be a Good Consumer of Porn An etiquette guide to buying, watching, and paying for porn.  Read key information first.  Do the model I favour, don’t ask a zillion and one questions. It not only takes up a lot of our time, but it really annoys us. Most of use spend time on graphics, webpages, maybe even an FAQ, so your questions are answered. Deciding your too good to read this means we’re probably not going reply to you, or we will just direct you to wear your question is answered. Bottom line, check first. If the information isn’t on…

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Elust 106 | Sex Bloggers are Awesome

Photo courtesy of submiss34f Welcome to Elust 106– The only place where the smartest and hottest sex bloggers are featured under one roof every month. Whether you’re looking for sex journalism, erotic writing, relationship advice or kinky discussions it’ll be here at Elust. Want to be included in Elust #107? Start with the rules, come back June 1st to submit something and subscribe to the RSS feed for updates! ~ This Month’s Top Three Posts ~ Orgasms Save Me From Myself Charlie’s Bar I’m Not Ready to Love My Body ~ Featured Post (Molly’s Picks) ~ Letters and Lonely Hearts…

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My Sex Work Story: How I Got into Sex Work, and Why [Video Transcript]

My Sex Work Story: How I Got into Sex Work, and Why Transcript Today I’m going to talk about my journey into sex work. Controversial topic, especially considering the current climate with SESTA, FOSTA, and the digital economy bill. But I think that’s why I need to talk about sex work and how I got into it, because people don’t understand sex work. There’s a lot of fear mongering going around and sure, there is a reason for it. There is a reason people are worried, but sex work isn’t sex trafficking and that’s a distinction I want you to…

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Zumio – Purple Power that Packs a Punch [Sex Toy Review]

Toy Review | Zumio – Purple Power that Packs a Punch Packaging The outer sleeve of the Zumio is holographic. Need I say more?  The contrast of the white box against the purple text makes for an easy read, and the choice of font and size allows for easy comprehension.  To get the Zumio out you don’t need to go through a mass amount of packaging. All you need to do is remove the protective wrap, and lift open a box. From there, the toy is sat in the charging dock, which makes it easy to lift up and remove.…

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Let’s Be Frank – Pay for your Porn! [Video Transcript]

Pay for your Porn! Video Transcript: Pay for your Porn! Hello. I’m back to talk about sex work and in today’s edition we’re going to talk about why you should pay for your porn. I was thinking about what to film. But then I remembered that I was filming femdom clips, and that just a few hours ago, I was searching the internet for my own stolen porn. So let’s get it out of the way. There are some people that will never pay for their porn. They have gone, “Nope. Nope.” And no matter what you say to them,…

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How do you make sex toys accessible? 9 ways to make sex toys accessible, or at least get you thinking.

How do you make sex toys accessible?  9 ways to make sex toys accessible, or at least get you thinking. I’ve had a number of conversations about how to make sex toys accessible with various people, from bloggers, to industry folks, and to the Gent. The short story, there’s no one way to make every single sex toy on the market accessible, the long story … well read on. Accessibility in sex toys is a topic close to my heart. I love sex toys. I have so many of them that each year my sex toy storage has to increase, but…

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April Toys, Videos, and Fetishes 

April Favourites | Toys, Videos, and Fetishes  April favourites, wow. Yet another month has gone by, and I don’t know where it’s gone. I swear it was only just New Year’s Eve, are now entering into ‘Summer’. Of course, it’s British summer so there will be lots of rain, mud, and the old heatwave that everybody complains about. That is until it’s raining again, and then we start complaining about that. It’s the British way. I don’t have too many favourites this month. I think I’ve done too much work to gather more than a few favourites, but the few…

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